Peace pretzel

Teacher: "What does that symbol on your shirt mean?"
Kid: "It's a pretzel".

(6 year old)

Why do boats float?

Teacher: "Why do boats float?"
5 year old: "Because there is no gravity in them!"

Doughnut holes

Teacher: "why do doughnuts have holes in them?"

Kid: "so that if a bug gets inside they can get out!"

(4 yrs old)

Silly school

Teacher: "did you know that I'm taking a class on the internet and I'll never even meet or see my teacher?!"
Kid: "hah! you're going to silly school!"
(4 yrs old)

Hair cuts

Teacher : "Why doesn't it hurt to get your hair cut, like when you cut your finger?"
Kid: "because the people who cut your hair have special training."
(6 yrs old)

French butts

"Mme Natalie, I like your butts."

"Excuse me?"

"I like your butts (Points at my boots) Your butts!"

"Ah! Mes bottes"

For those who don't know, in French, "boots" are pronounced butt.  This is what happens in a bilingual preschool with 3 year olds! 

Seashells

Teacher: "What makes the sound inside seashells?"
Kid: " There's a tiny recorder inside the shell that recorded the ocean sounds"

(5 years old) ♥

Straight or curly hair?

"Mme Natalie, you have curly hair....and I have down hair!"
"you mean straight hair?"
"no, I said down hair."

(4 yrs old)

Baby teeth

Teacher: "Why do baby teeth fall out?"
5 year old : "When we don't brush them".

Innie or Audi?

Teacher: "Some people have belly buttons that are innies and some have outies"
3 yr old : " I have a car that's an outie!"
Teacher: "No... that's an Audi! Hah"

Horsegirl

"Mme Natalie, look at my horse!"
"Wow! you're a cowgirl!"
 "No! (laughter)...  I'm a HORSEgirl"

(3 yrs old)