Bye Bye Dinosaurs

Teacher: "Why did dinosaurs die out?"

Kid #1: "Because they got hit by a giant rock!"
Kid #2: "A volcano exploded!"
Kid #3: "An animal scared them all away."
....Kid #3: "They got too old."

Cute!

Ant Trail

Teacher: "How do ants know how to follow each other?"
Kid #1: "They leave a trail of crumbs to follow!"
Kid# 2: "They follow the footprints of the other ones!"

(5 years old)

The Bee Dance

Teacher: "Why do bees dance?"
Kid: "They dance while they wait for the honey to become sticky!"

(4 years old)

(.... It's actually to communicate to the other bees where some good flowers are located!)

Good night!

Teacher: "Why do coyotes howl?"
Kid #1: "To attract females"
Kid #2: "To talk to other animals"
Kid #3: "To say goodnight to the other animals!"

Hah! Sooo cute!

Hungry Gorillas!

Teacher: "Why do gorillas thump their chests?"
Kid: "To check if their stomach is full!" (6 years old)

Written by a 3 year old. She was so proud! 

Peacock fans

Teacher: "Why do peacocks fan their tails?"
Kid: "Because they get sweaty and need to cool down!"

5 year old

When lions are sleepy....

Teacher: "Why do lions roar?"
Kids: "Because they're yawning!"

3 yrs old

Honey bees

Teacher: "Why do bees make honey?"
Kid: "So that we can put it on our pancakes!"

3 yrs old

Peace pretzel

Teacher: "What does that symbol on your shirt mean?"
Kid: "It's a pretzel".

(6 year old)

Why do boats float?

Teacher: "Why do boats float?"
5 year old: "Because there is no gravity in them!"

Doughnut holes

Teacher: "why do doughnuts have holes in them?"

Kid: "so that if a bug gets inside they can get out!"

(4 yrs old)

Silly school

Teacher: "did you know that I'm taking a class on the internet and I'll never even meet or see my teacher?!"
Kid: "hah! you're going to silly school!"
(4 yrs old)

Hair cuts

Teacher : "Why doesn't it hurt to get your hair cut, like when you cut your finger?"
Kid: "because the people who cut your hair have special training."
(6 yrs old)

French butts

"Mme Natalie, I like your butts."

"Excuse me?"

"I like your butts (Points at my boots) Your butts!"

"Ah! Mes bottes"

For those who don't know, in French, "boots" are pronounced butt.  This is what happens in a bilingual preschool with 3 year olds! 

Seashells

Teacher: "What makes the sound inside seashells?"
Kid: " There's a tiny recorder inside the shell that recorded the ocean sounds"

(5 years old) ♥

Straight or curly hair?

"Mme Natalie, you have curly hair....and I have down hair!"
"you mean straight hair?"
"no, I said down hair."

(4 yrs old)

Baby teeth

Teacher: "Why do baby teeth fall out?"
5 year old : "When we don't brush them".

Innie or Audi?

Teacher: "Some people have belly buttons that are innies and some have outies"
3 yr old : " I have a car that's an outie!"
Teacher: "No... that's an Audi! Hah"

Horsegirl

"Mme Natalie, look at my horse!"
"Wow! you're a cowgirl!"
 "No! (laughter)...  I'm a HORSEgirl"

(3 yrs old)